Welcome to MisfortuneCookie.top â the internetâs only bakery where the dough rises with sarcasm, not yeast. Instead of cheap âlucky numbersâ or vague promises about meeting tall strangers, our cookies dish out what you actually need: a painfully accurate reminder that life is a cosmic joke and youâre the punchline.
We exist for the burnt-out office workers, cynical romantics, existential wanderers, and people who just enjoy a little schadenfreude with their snacks. Each misfortune is handcrafted with equal parts wit, irony, and brutal honesty. Think of it as fortune-telling, but run through a shredder and sprinkled with dark chocolate.
MisfortuneCookie.top isnât just a site â itâs a vibe. A darkly funny corner of the web where your hopes go to die and your sense of humor comes alive.