Career Misfortunes
Promotions are myths, titles are stickers, and meetings are rituals. These misfortunes keep it real about work, ambition, and the fine art of surviving calendars.
Sample misfortunes
- Someone less qualified is being listened to right now.
- Someone out there is achieving your dream with less talent.
- The next ‘aha’ moment will arrive an hour too late.
- You are someone's plan B they settled for.
- Your ambition is impressive, considering how little it changes.
- Your best idea will be credited to someone louder.
- Your comfort zone is expanding into a cage.
- Your greatest contribution will be misattributed.
- Your promotion is stuck in the same inbox as Bigfoot’s Netflix password.
- Meetings will continue until morale is completely vaporized.
- HR’s idea of self-care is reminding you your PTO expires soon.
- Congratulations: you are now an expert in tasks nobody wanted.
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