Existential Misfortunes
When the universe won’t blink first, laugh. These misfortunes prod the soft limits of meaning, time, and the very polite indifference of everything you care about.
Sample misfortunes
- A day will come when this felt like hope.
- Even your shadow will leave you in the dark.
- The answer you seek is avoiding you on purpose.
- The good news is no one noticed. The bad news is also that.
- The path you didn't take was the correct one.
- The silence in your future is not peaceful.
- The universe is indifferent to your struggles.
- You are the cautionary tale in someone else's story.
- You will outlive your relevance.
- Your next great idea will be lost to distraction.
- Your potential has an expiration date.
- Your future is bright… but only because entropy is glowing in the dark.