Identity Misfortunes
Who you are is a moving target, and somehow you keep missing. This set explores masks, reinventions, and that existential loading screen called “being yourself.”
Sample misfortunes
- You are unique… just like everyone else shopping in the clearance aisle.
- Your personality test results expired last Tuesday.
- The mask you wear in public is now your default skin.
- Self-discovery is fun until you realize you found nothing worth keeping.
- Your sense of style is currently listed in “lost and found.”
- Every reinvention you attempt is just a reboot nobody asked for.
- You are the main character… in a spin-off nobody streams.
- Your true self is buffering. Please check your connection.
- You’re not having an identity crisis—identity just resigned.
- You’ve outgrown your past, but your past is still renting space in your head.
- Be yourself, they said. Then they muted notifications.
- You are a limited edition, but the demand is even more limited.
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