The Misfortune Manifesto
We believe in humor with teeth. In a world of soft-focus optimism, we offer sharp relief: one-liners that puncture clichés and let the truth breathe. A good misfortune doesn’t comfort—it clarifies. It doesn’t flatter—it frees.
Our rules are simple: no cruelty, no punching down, no lazy shock value. If a line works, it’s because it’s crisp, honest, and a little too relatable. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t ship.
We write for people who can laugh at reality without pretending it’s different. If you came for inspiration, stay for accuracy.