Terms of Service

Effective Date: April 10, 2025

Welcome to Misfortune Cookie — where sarcasm gets shipped in ceramic. These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of our website, and your purchase of any misfortune-laced mugs. By using our site, you agree to abide by these terms. If you don’t agree... maybe don’t buy anything?

Ordering

• All mugs are made-to-order with your selected quote. Choose wisely — your misfortune will live on porcelain forever.
• Orders are processed upon successful payment via PayPal. If payment fails, your order vanishes like your hopes.
• We reserve the right to refuse any order that violates our sarcasm standards or breaks our site. Don't test us.

Shipping

• We currently ship only within the United States via Printful.
• Delivery typically takes 5–10 business days. Longer if the universe is being particularly moody.

Returns & Refunds

• Because every mug is customized, we do not accept returns or exchanges.
• If your mug arrives damaged, email us at hello@misfortunecookie.net with a photo within 7 days of delivery. We’ll sort it out like responsible adults (mostly).

Limitation of Liability

We are not responsible for emotional distress caused by reading your chosen quote too early in the morning. Our mugs are designed to provoke thought, not therapy bills.

Modifications

We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we’ll post the new terms here. If the updates are major, we’ll include an eye roll and maybe even a tweet (but no promises).

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