❓ FAQ: Frequently Avoided Questions

Q: What is this site, really?: A: MisfortuneCookie.top is a collection of digital “cookies” stuffed with misfortunes instead of wisdom. It’s like traditional fortune cookies, but instead of inspiration, you get existential dread wrapped in sarcasm. You’re welcome.
Q: Who writes these misfortunes?: A: A team of unpaid interns trapped in a cubicle dimension… oh wait, no, it’s AI-assisted dark humor carefully curated to avoid being complete trash. Every line is tested for quality, wit, and that sweet aftertaste of “ouch.”
Q: Can I actually eat these cookies?: A: Only if you enjoy chewing on pixels. They’re gluten-free, calorie-free, and joy-free. Perfect for any diet.
Q: Why misfortunes and not fortunes?: A: Because life doesn’t hand out fortunes — it hands out bills, awkward small talk, and printer errors right before deadlines. We just call it like it is.
Q: Are the misfortunes safe for work?: A: Technically yes, but only if your boss has a sense of humor. (If not, print one out and slip it under their door. Instant chaos.)
Q: Can I share them on social media?: A: Please do. Misery loves company, and we love backlinks. Tag us when your relatives ask, “Why would you post this?”
Q: Do you sell real cookies?: A: Not yet. But mugs, shirts, and other mood-enhancing merchandise? Oh, absolutely. Because nothing says “corporate drone chic” like sipping coffee from a mug that tells you your dreams are non-refundable.